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Welcome

Since his foundation in 1987, Joseph Farthing has met literally thousands of people and provided several hundred Accredited Friends with conversational services. A key player in the Aberdonian anglo-student market, Joseph Farthing has a mind-share of more than 14% in the important 17-21 age bracket. This enables him to achieve rapid growth in emerging markets, such as PhoenixLabs, while downsizing his physical operating overheads.

This website

This online knowledgebase serves to provide potential investors with crucial fact-based information to fully realise the potential of this exciting venture opportunity. Important textual commentary is provided on a sub-seasonal basis, while interested parties will be able to seek important picture-centric media. Other features will be available within fiscal constraints.

Our mission

Mind map of a chat over a cup of tea.

What the fuck?!

This is a pointless personal website. It has pictures and a blog. There are thousands like it, but this one is mine. I'm on google.